Yo Mama is so ugly, she walked out of the pet store and the alarm went off Posted on March 24, 2012 by Your Mum Reply
Yo mama is so stupid, I told her drinks were on the house, so she went and got a ladder Posted on February 28, 2012 by Your Mum Reply
Yo Mama is so stupid that when I asked her why she was shouting into an envelope, she replied, “I’m sending a voicemail” Posted on February 20, 2012 by Your Mum Reply
Yo Mama is so old, they have a funeral planned for her every day this week Posted on February 16, 2012 by Your Mum Reply
Yo Mama is so dumb, she went to the movies and it said under eighteen not permitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends Posted on February 12, 2012 by Your Mum Reply
Your mama is so fat, she can’t even jump to a conclusion Posted on February 10, 2012 by Your Mum Reply
Yo Mama is so ugly, doctors use a picture of her to make new born babies cry Posted on February 8, 2012 by Your Mum Reply
Yo Mama is so fat, she can lay down and sit up and we height wouldn’t change Posted on January 30, 2012 by Your Mum Reply